Misunderstood Kyoto Stuff

Misunderstood Kyoto Stuff

By

James Bredin

Adscam politicians looking for Kofi’s UN job,
Ratified and locked us in with the Kyoto mob,
But not the Americans or Australians -- no thanks,
So we will pay developing countries to buy tanks.

And China and India were of course excused,
But that’s no reason for Canada to feel abused,
We’re used to billion dollar boondoggle every day,
Plus taxed up to the eyes in deductions from our pay.

This is not like Saddam’s oil-for-food scam last year,
‘Cause they say that in Kyoto we have nothing to fear,
Stop the global warming or the sky might fall,
So say adscam politicians still free having a ball.

Both Kofi and Kojo denied they were involved,
That scandal has been completely forgotten and solved,
Anyway the paper trail was shredded and trashed,
Not enough evidence to the investigation crashed.

There is no graft or mismanagement in Kyoto stuff,
And we may go into debt if they don’t get enough,
And dictators with Swiss accounts will feel so good,
And none of this Kyoto stuff should be misunderstood.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Money and Saddam's Oil for Food

Money and Saddam’s Oil for Food

By

James Bredin



So UN sanctions meant nothing to Saddam and his gang,
In fact it played straight into their hands with a bang,
They got so rich they couldn’t even count their money,
Under normal circumstances this could be funny.

Representatives of famine, hunger, fear and droughts
Did their fifty two UN members know what this was about?
Amid Saddam’s oil-for-food carefully shredded books,
Is the UN a politically correct cartel of crooks?

Should I apologize or even mention this stuff?
Did most of the media avoid this, curiously enough?
Why was nothing done about this oil-for-food scam?
Is it because nobody really gives a damn?

The greatest rip-off in the history of mankind,
Now all water under the bridge and nothing left behind,
Because they spend years shredding every crooked book,
It doesn’t matter now where the investigators look.

Has the UN gone completely off the tracks?
Where representatives from hell make noise and relax,
Now they’ve got Kyoto which the Americans wont buy,
Nor Australia nor India nor China and no hue and cry.

No country has resigned from the UN in protest,
No one has been charged or even put under arrest,
We’re not allowed to notice, the UN might be rotten,
That smell in the air will just have to be forgotten.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Canadian Kyoto Comes Calling

Canadian Kyoto Comes Calling

By

James Bredin

The UN officials eventually figured it all out,
With the Saddam oil-for-food scandal they knew the route,
After they hedged and shredded all the paper trail,
Names, places, billions, hidden in every detail.

All their UN dictatorships could now be financed,
And all their Swiss bank accounts greatly advanced,
They could buy all the guns and bombs to stay in power,
Incoming billion would increase by the hour.

They would call their corrupt friends, developing nations,
That would entitle them to huge Kyoto donations,
And claim it all because of global warming,
In the cult of Kyoto, this was performing.

Canadian donated dollars will pass through their hands,
This might indeed change their future financial plans,
But it’s for a good cause, Jean Chretien might say,
Canadians will understand their income taxed pay.

How could the UN be so corrupt you might ask?
Americans and Australians not involved in this task,
With India and China quietly excused,
But Canadians will love being Kyoto abused.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Kyoto Boondoggle from Hell

Kyoto Boondoggle from Hell

By

James Bredin

The Kyoto government boondoggle from hell,
Chretien signed us up long before the Liberals fell,
Like their gun registry, it will cost an arm and a leg,
When we’re taxed to the eyes, we may have to beg.

They’ll need ten thousand more bilingual bureaucrats,
Global warming has to be stopped plus the world is flat,
Running around like a complete religious nut,
Special-interest activists who write reports and strut.

And we are like a great big herd of Canadian sheep,
Being herded here and there as though we’re half asleep,
No questions or referendums from their majority,
The UN agenda has the complete authority.

Americans or Australians not going down this hole,
China and India excused Kyoto control,
But our corrupt adscam Liberals were up to their tricks,
Think corrupt UN in the Saddam’s oil-for-food fix.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Canadian Pravda Newspapers

Canadian Pravda Newspapers

By

James Bredin

We have newspapers that could put Pravda to shame,
Wall to wall Liberal propaganda except in name,
Pravda was the official communist paper,
Before the Soviet Union vanished like vapour.

Everything was written according to the party line,
Every day and night – year in year out -- all the time,
They trained their communes and people how and what to think,
Totalitarianism with a nudge, gun and a wink.

Politically correct religion of the day,
Special interest columns and constant twisted essays,
Parade parachuted candidates from somewhere,
Scandals barely mentioned which we know is unfair.

They print and pump their programs and policies,
Almost in line with socialist communist prophecies,
While they slash and twist the Conservative stand,
Sanctimoniously pretend that this was not planned.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Liberals Still Strut their Stuff

Liberals Still Strut their Stuff

By

James Bredin

Liberal turncoat politicians still make me gag,
Adscam still strut their stuff sanctimoniously brag,
And the Mounties never never put them in jail,
Do special-interest appointees always prevail?

Politically correct they traveled spent and taxed,
Gave parole and votes to prisoners, waited and relaxed,
While terrorists with Charter rights arrived day and night,
Met with Liberals appointees to their great delight.

They joined Kyoto with all their other left-wing friends,
No Americans or Australians in on these trends,
And China and India were already excused,
Liberal UN appointees were never confused.

It’s as though a voice from heaven said, “Invite them in.”
Terrorists, criminals, illegals without chagrin,
Their communist fervent fanaticism restored,
As they welcomed the voting multicultural horde.


Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Mugabe and Castro, friends at the UN



Liberals Still Strut their Stuff

By

James Bredin

Liberal turncoat politicians still make me gag,
Adscam still strut their stuff sanctimoniously brag,
And the Mounties never never put them in jail,
Do special-interest appointees always prevail?

Politically correct they traveled spent and taxed,
Gave parole and votes to prisoners, waited and relaxed,
While terrorists with Charter rights arrived day and night,
Met with Liberals appointees to their great delight.

They joined Kyoto with all their other left-wing friends,
No Americans or Australians in on these trends,
And China and India were already excused,
Liberal UN appointees were never confused.

It’s as though a voice from heaven said, “Invite them in.”
Terrorists, criminals, illegals without chagrin,
Their communist fervent fanaticism restored,
As they welcomed the voting multicultural horde.


Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Believe in Kyoto

Please Believe in Kyoto

By

James Bredin

We’re all going to die because of what’s not in the sky,
We’re running out of oxygen and they why,
Ultra violet radiation will kill all the crops,
The sky is going to fall but we’ll be ready when it drops.

They figure we might be dead in about seven years,
But now we’re in Kyoto so we should have no fears,
The adscam Liberals, put us in it, up to our necks,
Majority in parliament push their pompous projects.

No need for coal electric generating stations,
All closed down by government declarations,
No need for cars or trucks or emissions from planes,
We’re going to be free at last and cast off our chains.

The adscam Liberals loved all these UN cults,
It didn’t matter to them, the outcome or results,
Despite the fact the Americans left long ago,
Plus the Australians didn’t join this oddball show.

Plus China and India had all been excused,
Like Saddam’s oil-for-food scam, they just refused,
It is hard to believe that we could be so naïve,
And corrupt adscam Liberals could make us believe.

Long range climate changes are to be expected,
But adscam Liberals thought about this and rejected,
They used their confidence and false faith as the cause,
Regardless of anything join Kyoto Accord.

The economy means nothing in this great affair,
Believe in the UN, the adscam Liberals and prayer,
So we have unemployment like the depression,
Just believe and have faith and show no aggression.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Question Time at the UN

By

James Bredin

The greatest rip-off in the history of mankind,
And not one single dollar recovered this time,
Am I the only one who seems to give a shit?
Has the stink all blown away and no one gives a whit?

They shredded documents for years but who really cares?
Those who were involved are now all millionaires?
According to the Second Interim Report,
Will they be charged or are they all friends of the court?

UN immunity plus the legal fees paid by you,
All that paper shredded so we don’t have a clue,
And Kofi’s son denied being even involved,
His father’s the boss so he was completely absolved.

Has the Saddam oil-for-food stuff all been shut down?
Who got all that money -- anyone of renown?
Those millions and billions that up and disappeared,
Who was responsible for this – who engineered?

And is Kyoto the next boondoggle on their list?
How far will it go before the money is missed?
Is Canada forever locked in or can we get out,
And the adscam Liberals never had a doubt.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

What's Next at the United Nations

What’s Next at the United Nations?

By

James Bredin

They shredded documents throughout two double o four,
Incriminating pieces of paper in every drawer,
Saddam’s oil-for-food scandal had to be kept quiet,
Or the UN itself could set off an awful riot.

Anything and everything connected was shut down,
Years of shredding evidence left little around,
The biggest boondoggle in the history of mankind,
Names and places and billions all intertwined.

And now they have another called Kyoto accord,
Where shenanigans in the background completely ignored,
Where Chretien and Martin are in it up to their necks,
Americans and Australians pulled out to object.

And Kofi’s job will be up for grabs later this year,
Corrupt unemployed adscam guys have no fear,
They survived four pages of scandals without a scratch,
That even the Auditor General could not catch.

Friday, January 20, 2006
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Sometimes you just don't know

Sometimes You Just Don’t Know

By

James Bredin

Has the justice system come completely off the handle?
Worst of the worst in halfway houses and no scandal,
While they frequently escape and commit other crimes,
You can’t complain in politically correct times.

You can but Liberal politicians are busy,
And overworked bureaucrats run around in a tizzy,
While escapees steal, rob or rape young ladies,
On their way to lift a Lincoln or a Mercedes.

And they only do two thirds of their sentence time,
Regardless of how many or dangerous their crime,
And while in jail, of course they’re all allowed to vote,
While corrupt politicians who gave them that right, gloat.

Halfway houses in Canadian cities here and there,
Probably one near you so you should beware,
Rapists, robbers and psychopaths – the worst of the worst,
People who live in these areas may indeed be cursed.

Straight from maximum security to the street,
Free at last with their sentence almost complete,
And no reason why they can’t just go on the lam,
They can just open the front door and away they scram.

Scores of parole officers’ grievances vanished,
Better behave or they’ll be employment banished,
But you didn’t know because no one told you so,
I read this on the Toronto Sun newspaper, bro.

Thursday, January 19, 2006
http://www.freedominion.ca/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=620649#620649

Mister Canada Is on the Way

Mister Canada is on the way

By

James Bredin

Stephen Harper my expectations for you are high,
If you make it to the top and you are the right guy,
We don’t need another adscam Liberal type,
Full of dishonest propaganda, corruption and hype.

Stephen: I’m tired of listening to their Liberal drivel,
Download a lot of stuff to provincial level,
Please don’t travel the world on their usual grand tour,
Like Chretien, Martin and Clark -- off to visit the poor.

Remember all their talk about phoney human rights,
About prisoners and pedophiles and their strange delights,
Or UN bureaucrats with their Kyoto agenda,
Those who shredded Saddam’s oil-for-food memoranda.

Pompous adscam politicians with programs from hell,
Appointed left wing activists who never say farewell,
Stuck in their status quo that maybe you could change,
It’s easy, just say the world and someone will arrange.

The Liberals could weather a scandal a day and that’s true,
Options Canada, HRDC, Adscam to name just a few,
Tell your folks to find out where every dollar went,
Find the real stuff they’ve been trying to circumvent.

Monday, January 16, 2006

The UN Scandal, Canada and Kyoto

The UN Scandal, Canada and Kyoto

By

James Bredin

Who was involved in Saddam’s UN oil for food scandal?
Why we know their names – they all got a handle,
Mismanagement on a scale never seen before,
Then many retired, took the money and ran out the door.

Though our managed media then put it all in print,
Monstrous boondoggle and graft down to a the last hint,
Who ran those shredding machines to hide the paper trail?
Millions and billions coming their way without fail.

Supposed to be a humanitarian event,
Which Saddam and his friends decided to circumvent,
Then graft and fraud to stop auditors on their tracks,
Nothing is wrong at the UN so everyone relax.

They did it for years, for every dollar they could squeeze,
And when the shit hit the fan, the UN paid their legal fees,
Allegations of fraud and theft were all bound to fail,
The paper shredder worked so no need for bail.


Kofi’s son Kojo was in it but this was denied,
How could the son of the Secretary General have lied?
The second interim Report meant nothing at the UN,
It’s all over, water under the bridge, amen.

Kofi’s job is up for grabs sometime this year,
Canadian adscam politicians in line up I fear,
Payback for Kyoto – a boondoggle in the making,
Lots of photo ops and even more picture taking.

Sunday, January 15, 2006
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Some Complex Canadian Questions

Some Complex Canadian Questions

By

James Bredin

If Quebec decides to separate what will we do?
Should we ignore them because it just can’t be true?
Could we double equalization welfare payments?
Not just for Quebec but for all welfare claimants?

Because people and politicians can be bought,
As the adscam Liberals frequently thought,
Or should we finally use Chretien’s Clarity Act?
Say we didn’t understand the question and that’s that.

Why do they have referendums but we’re not allowed?
Do they have more rights while we remain cowed,
Why is Trudeau’s Charter something on which we fawn?
While Quebec stood their ground and refused to sign on.

And when and if they announce sovereignty: what next?
Or is this question absolutely too complex?
Are there rules for fools in this chess game or what?
Are all the pieces and the cards being held by the Bloc?

Or are we lying to ourselves and hanging by a thread?
Does someone have an option – Internet advice instead?
Download Ottawa to the provinces, you immature,
Could foolish federal politicians veto this too?

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Toronto Dead Guys Can't Do No Wrong

Toronto Dead Guys Can’t Do No Wrong

By

James Bredin

Nightly reports of death by gun in public places,
Blatant gang guys doing it openly in our faces,
And even when they’re caught, they’re back out on bail,
With the free soft legal aid system; they just can’t fail.

It’s the welfare environment, we’re so well aware,
Jungle housing project, counter culture of despair,
Single mothers making many more fatherless boys,
Bouncing babies, bigger cheque, more toys, louder noise.

Multiculturalism gone mad but so correct,
Where no one would dare point out a gun suspect,
He’s just a fatherless friend who carries a gun,
Who would dare do that to some single mother’s son?

Blame the Americans, the cops and gun makers,
And its such good business for the undertakers,
Why do we need answers that are politically correct,
So lawyers and politicians still make the connect.

We met the enemy while looking in the mirror,
He’s here, he’s now and couldn’t get any nearer,
While our politicians are off traveling the globe,
Are we blind or missing parts of our frontal lobe?

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Political Parties' Financial Report (Database)

Political Parties' Financial Report (Database)

Kyoto and the Adscam guys

Kyoto and the adscam guys

By

James Bredin

The Communists do their groundwork well in advance,
Attended all the meetings and could tell at a glance,
Like little religious zealot socialist hordes,
They know all about the Kyoto accords.

The US and Australians refuse to be involved,
China and India have been absolved,
But adscam guys kept Canada nose to the grindstone,
UN Kofi’s policies relatively unknown.

Under the table way to fund developing nations,
No referendums but forced taxpayers’ donations,
As they claim that we’ve exceeded their emission caps,
Assigned to us in their maneuvering traps.

Because we will all be equal in their great design,
Some may be more equal but you can’t malign,
But we’re already taxed plus GST up to our ears,
And adscam guys tell us not to have any fears.

We believe the adscam guys despite their scandals,
Even if and when we go to bed using a candle,
Like multiculturalism you can’t point a finger,
Or find fault or try to change things or even linger.

I’m glad I finally got your attention,
Because so few have Kyoto comprehension,
We don’t realize what the adscam guys have done yet,
It’s in our near future and we’re not likely to forget.

Sunday, January 8, 2006
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Netdisaster.com ?

Netdisaster.com ?

A Slavish Submission

A slavish submission

By

James Bredin

They lived in a ghetto housing project in the sky,
A huge square block welfare building a mile high,
Where single mothers and half brothers were the norm,
Where several savage gangs were known to swarm.

Goody-two-shoes analysed this dilemma all the way,
Wrote reports with statistics that faded into grey,
Of political correctness gone completely mad,
Couldn’t point out that multiculturalism was bad.

Forbidden to mention this menace, if or when,
The Human Rights Tribunal might call you in,
Or when arrested with guns their names not published,
This is what holier-than-thou youth laws accomplished.

While we the people tolerated totalitarianism,
In slavish submission to equalitarianism,
In this status quo system where nothing can change,
Subserviently lie low and stay out of gun range.

Friday, January 6, 2006

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Culture of the Grim

Culture of the Grim

By

James Bredin

Don’t ask him ‘bout his daddy because he doesn’t know,
Lives with his mommy in their hi rise welfare ghetto,
But lots of half brothers and half sisters and friends,
That and rap music with guns and money to spend.

More than a few of his friends have already been shot,
No big deal on the dance floor or some back parking lot,
They had lots of money without an education,
But wouldn’t move from their drug-dealer location.

Being shot doesn’t bother him because he is brave,
Two girlfriends pregnant but this is how heroes behave,
He and his friends pass the time in and out of jail,
The lenient system -- on parole or making bail.

It’s the cops, the system and Americans at fault,
Heard it on the radio and this is what he’s been taught,
And no one dare complain because this is his culture,
Politically correct government multiculture.

His cell phone tells him where his enemies are,
Better they get shot first at some night club or bar,
The cops know nothing though they pretend that they do,
Being interviewed on TV but they don’t have a clue.

Five of his ghetto friends were shot last year,
He knows the shooters so they have lots to fear,
He is going to get them before they get him,
It’s an eye for an eye in the culture of the grim.
Thursday, January 5, 2006

Questions for adscam politicians

Questions For Adscam Politicians

By

James Bredin

Why are election dates a surprise and well hidden?
Why is recall not allowed and even forbidden?
Why are we the people so downtrodden and cowed?
Why are national referendums never allowed?

Why does Quebec want to separate or escape?
Can’t be held back by Clarity Act or duct tape,
Even for Trudeau’s imposed Charter or Rights,
Which they refused to sign despite Ottawa’s might.

Would proportional representation change things around?
Is the status quo so sacred and profound?
Who might influence events in our leaderless land?
Where their propaganda says everything is so grand.

Why are we taxed plus GST right up to our ears?
Forbidden to have flat tax despite all our fears,
Why is our justice system so soft on crime?
Why no questions to appointee judges any time?

Why do our pompous politicians travel the globe?
Special-interest adscam trade missions I’m told,
Why does the Charter not allow property rights?
Why enforced multiculturalism from the heights?


Wednesday, January 4, 2006

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Election number one of 2006

Election number one of 2006

By

James Bredin




Between Adscam, Kyoto and gun shots in the night,
The Liberals now behave as if everything’s alright,
It’s the Americans or the cops who are at fault,
Not envelopes filled with money hidden in a vault.

No loyalty, no patriotism – just sleazy stuff,
They want to stay in power and never give up,
Tied to multiculturalism and every strange group,
Canadian culture doesn’t count except in pea soup.

The gun registry boondoggle will stay and stay,
Illegal immigrants may never be sent away,
Nothing will happen that could influence a vote,
Prison pedophiles can vote and every Tory turncoat.

These pompous politicians from way out on left wing,
Bail, parole or same sex stuff for those who swing,
Or any other group they can find underneath a rock,
As they point the finger at Conservatives and mock.

Go find Mike Harris somewhere and bring him back,
The Province of Ontario has gone off the track,
Pompous politicians who lie and lie some more,
And then they lie again about the lies they told before.

Tuesday, January 3, 2006

Fatherless Boys and Unwed Mothers

Fatherless Boys and Unwed Mothers

By

James Bredin

Canada does not have patriots but once had loyalists,
Just before multicultural left wing journalists,
Before the Trudeau-Chretien Charter of Rights,
Before lenient appointed judges turned out the lights.

Before adscam politicians joined Kyoto parade,
Where Americans and Australians don’t feel betrayed,
Where we are the ones locked in their UN agenda,
Pushed on by their pompous pumped up propaganda.

Before Quebec and Alberta talked break away,
Before GST, anarchy where they tax both night and day,
Before same sex marriage with managed majority,
Obedient party discipline and authority.

Before corruption and envelopes full of money,
Before they thought these antics were quite funny,
Where referendums and recall are not allowed,
Before hoods shooting guns began to overcrowd.

Where gun shots are the multicultural illusion,
More worried about rights than death and confusion,
Blame the cops, poverty, the Americans or others,
Not the fatherless boys or their unwed mothers.

Monday, January 2, 2006

A Secret UN Appointment

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A Secret UN Appointment

By

James Bredin

Politicians from hell who are into climate change,
Adscam under-the-table guys don’t find this strange,
Envelopes full of cash and new religion they push,
Antics all hidden behind every smoke bush.

Americans and Australians are not in on this,
They don’t want to even go near this abyss,
Plus China and India have all been excused,
Are we the only ones left to be abused?

Still our adscam politicians think this is great,
No need for referendums or any debate,
An impending vacancy at the United Nations?
For an adscam politician and no complications.

The adscam guys have manufactured this crisis,
And if we don’t go along we’ll die from bronchitis,
Or the sky could fall at least by Friday next week,
Before the election or another financial leak.

The adscam Kyoto boondoggle they will love,
Like the gun registry they’ve been told to shove,
Should an immigrant criminal register his gun?
As he votes, shoots, kills, does drugs and has fun.

What can we do about these lying politicians?
Who lie about adscam, crime and Kyoto conditions,
Who then call an election and beg us to believe,
Would these honest turncoat politicians deceive?

Sunday, January 1, 2006

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Frost Hits the Rhubarb: Follow the Yellow--Red--Brick Road #7

Frost Hits the Rhubarb: Follow the Yellow--Red--Brick Road #7