Mister Canada Is on the Way

Mister Canada is on the way

By

James Bredin

Stephen Harper my expectations for you are high,
If you make it to the top and you are the right guy,
We don’t need another adscam Liberal type,
Full of dishonest propaganda, corruption and hype.

Stephen: I’m tired of listening to their Liberal drivel,
Download a lot of stuff to provincial level,
Please don’t travel the world on their usual grand tour,
Like Chretien, Martin and Clark -- off to visit the poor.

Remember all their talk about phoney human rights,
About prisoners and pedophiles and their strange delights,
Or UN bureaucrats with their Kyoto agenda,
Those who shredded Saddam’s oil-for-food memoranda.

Pompous adscam politicians with programs from hell,
Appointed left wing activists who never say farewell,
Stuck in their status quo that maybe you could change,
It’s easy, just say the world and someone will arrange.

The Liberals could weather a scandal a day and that’s true,
Options Canada, HRDC, Adscam to name just a few,
Tell your folks to find out where every dollar went,
Find the real stuff they’ve been trying to circumvent.

Monday, January 16, 2006