Kyoto Donations Over There

Kyoto Donations over there

By

James Bredin

Should we worry about dictators over there?
It’s not our business though it may not seem very fair,
As they arrest their doubtful dissidents now and then,
And they do it to shut them up again and again.

Dictators then meet at the UN to talk about aid,
Want to receive Kyoto donations and not be afraid,
Though the Americans and Australians all backed out,
Overtaxed Canadians will soon find what this is about.

That is if Stephen Harper doesn’t change his mind,
To make us responsible for most of mankind,
Though India and China have all been excused,
Our pompous politicians find us easy to confuse.

Because the ice cap is melting and we may end up dead,
We have to obey UN rules just to stay ahead,
Forget their oil-for-food scandal that they hid so well,
Paper shredders day and night; not so easy to tell.

A bureaucratic bungle in the guise of climate change,
Assist developing nations; the UN will arrange,
Global warming tied to Kyoto global taxation,
Can’t call it global taxes; it’s called a donation.

Monday, March 13, 2006