Priestly faggots and fairies

Priestly Faggots and Fairies

By

James Bredin

Church racked by homosexual scandal abuse,
International proportions, so there is no excuse,
By those forbidden to have a girlfriend or a wife,
To kick up a fuss about their celibate type life.

Heterosexual priests should all go and get married,
Have a big bunch of kids before they die and get buried,
If homosexuals and pedophiles can all walk free,
If enough priests get married, the pope will agree.

I’m sorry if this disturbs what has long been the norm,
That a priest might think in an independent form,
I apologize to the pope and those cardinal guys,
My idea might seem a bit strange but it could be wise.

I know these revolutionary sins are forbidden,
But centuries of pedophile stuff was always well hidden,
In a celibate job for the past eight hundred years,
That attracted a large amount of pedophiles and queers.

Friday, March 10, 2006