Environmental Criminals

Environmental Criminals

By

James Bredin

Those who make greenhouse gasses will have to be put in jail,
Put there by the inquisition of the new religion without bail,
These new commissions and agencies will have to take command,
And those who shit, piss, smoke or fart will get no bail or remand.

These criminal offences will be handled by a special court,
Bring back public hanging to encourage environmental support,
China, India, Indonesia and Brazil are all UN exempt,
The US, Russia and Australia don’t even have to attempt.

But Canada, thanks to Chretien, is in it right up to our necks,
We will send them our taxpayers’ money in very large checks,
Or maybe instead we will decide to send them buckets of cash,
We’ll have bragging rights at the UN where we can all be brash.

When the emissions are not allowed and the factories close down,
And people are unemployed by a decision from the crown,
Economic collapse doesn’t mean a thing to this cult,
No need for a referendum or recall or even to consult.

Saturday, February 10, 2007