Liberal Leadership Plans

Liberal Leadership Plans

By

James Bredin

Graft, rampant mismanagement and misery,
Liberal adscam guys thought they won the lottery,
A system where envelopes full of cash changed hands,
Gomery plus Shawinigate plus lying Liberal plans.

Petulant federal politicians who flouted the law,
Taxed, spent, travelled and denied there was a flaw,
Signed us up for Kyoto and said it was win win,
Though Americans and Australians refused to join in.

Locked us into all their United Nations plans,
Go to troublesome African places at their demands,
Appoint friendly soft-on-crime judges by the score,
Short time, girlfriend visits, easy bail, phones, votes and more.

Odious orthodoxies of the communist left,
Hidden expense accounts and pretend it isn’t theft,
Take instructions from far-left media propaganda,
Special interest types with their own hidden agenda.

And now they sit in opposition looking over,
Trying to appoint a leader and change their makeover,
And the Charter that Chretien and Trudeau wrote,
Great for terrorists but no referendum vote.

Political recall of politicians never allowed,
No term limits or property rights but they look proud,
And they say we have democracy every five years,
Five minutes to vote for someone who seldom appears.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006