Welfare couch potato

Welfare Project Couch Potato

By

James Bredin

The welfare urban couch potato is not true, politicians say,
In their left wing socialist propaganda pompous way,
And even though they claim that couch potatoes don’t exist,
Nor do they even know that couch potatoes are mostly pissed.

These fat lazy irresponsible welfare types seldom move,
No rent, free parking, hydro power and nothing to pay or prove,
Welfare workers by the score look after additional needs,
Never publish the facts about any welfare inbreeds.

It’s not politically correct to even pay attention,
Because these issues are far beyond your apprehension,
Because he’s fat, lazy, irresponsible but set for life,
Told the social worker he was a nervous wreck with a wife.

The notion that a couch potato might get a job is absurd,
In his world he can act like an obnoxious little turd,
A complete lack of pride is one of his characteristics,
It doesn’t matter to him that he’s in government statistics.

Left wing hacks dare not touch this political reality,
Wouldn’t want to observe or offend socialist formality,
The under belly of society is not politically correct,
Therefore they are careful about reality and welfare project.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007