Liberal Leadership

Liberal Leadership

By

James Bredin

The lying Liberals are having a predicament these days,
The entails of the adscam scandal and their crooked ways,
Coming back to haunt them when they want to strut their slimy stuff,
Because they want to tax and spend again and never get enough.

And then they want to go down to the United Nations,
Or buy more cheap submarines that burn on Atlantic stations,
And most of all they mean to be a majority once more,
With another monster prime minister like before.

Their multicultural policies pushed with a smile,
They did it for fifteen years and that’s a terribly long while,
Through all the countless scandals all pushed under the rug,
Accusations and allegations always met with a shrug.

They don’t know whether to call Quebec a nation or not,
They’ll do anything; say anything, so long as they don’t get caught,
Their pretence of moral superiority was their shtick,
With enough scandals under the rug to make anyone sick.

Billions set aside for their Kyoto credit points,
Hidden foreign aid to every communist left-wing joint,
They sent the adscam ransom to their friends in Quebec,
Stopped when the scandal found out and we can’t even check.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

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