We're going to Roast in Hell

We’re Going to Roast in Hell

By

James Bredin

Global warming is coming to a place near you,
It’s in all their newspapers so it has to be true,
But it’s winter now so you can’t really tell,
Wait till next summer when we’re going to roast in hell.

The ice cap is melting and it’s coming our way,
We have to do something soon; we just can’t delay,
Kyoto Accord will save us, they all announce,
Though Americans and Australians this denounce.

We’ll see signs of global warming at least by next week,
Environmental prophets are not the least bit meek,
But we still got snow a foot or more deep outside,
Is there even one possibility that maybe they lied?

Did the adscam Liberal politicians lock us in?
With their left wing socialist Kyoto UN spin,
Has China and India all been excused?
Did those adscam Liberals get us all confused?

We have all been trained and told what to think,
And no need to question politicians or even blink,
That UN oil-for-food scandal never occurred,
The adscam Liberal spin is what we all preferred.

Monday, February 20, 2006